Oodles of Noodles


…With Two Cheap Hookers and a Mexican…
April 25, 2007, 3:57 pm
Filed under: Random Thought

So I’ve recently become addicted to AMP energy drink. It’s actually completely taken over my everyday visit to Starbucks. Instead, I go to the gas station next to Starbucks and pick up an AMP. I’ve recently become lazy though and thought, I would be a much more satisfied customer if the gas station had a drive-thru where I could just pick up an AMP without having to leave my car. I mean, Starbucks has a drive-thru and that’s starting to draw me back to Starbucks. I pass Starbucks on the way to pick up my AMP and think, “Look, no line at Starbucks. I could just drive-thru and have my coffee in no time.” Then I think back to a month ago and wonder what I would be thinking about if I were in Peru right now because they sure as hell don’t have a Starbucks where I was living and definitely not drive-thru gas station stores where I could just grab an AMP and go….



Got Up on the Wrong Side of Life Today…
April 23, 2007, 4:44 am
Filed under: Random Thought

Really, how big is Ocean Beach, Ca??? With a population of 18,990 people, I wouldn’t call it a major metropolitain area. Yet, everyday as I drive through the streets of San Diego I see at least 10 cars per day that have an OB sticker with a gull above the letters. The same sticker…I could be in north county for the entire day and see 10-15 OB stickers. I could be in east county and see the sticker. The funny thing is that when you drive out to OB you don’t see very many of the stickers on the back of resident’s cars. That’s funny…So who are these OB-sticker-havin’-non-residents-of-OB people? I bet they’re from the valley…



My dick, pink and big; your dick, stinks like shit…
April 16, 2007, 6:21 am
Filed under: Random Thought

Drinking straight out of the bottle cuts down on dishes and saves time. Well, at least that’s what I told my dad when he caught me drinking out of the cranberry juice bottle this afternoon. No one else drinks the stuff, why shouldn’t I drink it out of the bottle. Really it’s just sheer laziness, but well justified. If I didn’t drink straight out of the bottle then I would have to dirty another dish, which is eventually going to have to be washed. So, essentially, I’m saving water and electricity not to mention time by drinking out of the bottle. It’s slightly barbaric and definitely not the most sanitary way to consume a beverage, but no one else is going to drink out of the bottle or even pour themselves a glass of it. That is, unless we have a guest that would like a glass. Note to potential guests: don’t drink the cranberry juice. Oh, and don’t drink the skim milk either…



I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda…
April 15, 2007, 7:49 am
Filed under: What to do...What to do...

Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Go to sleep. Just do it. Sleep. Nothing. Nothing. Don’t think about anything. One sheep, two sheep, three sheep…563 sheep, 564 sheep. Stop it! Just relax. Don’t think about anything. Just sleep. Sleeeeeeeep. Deep breath in, hold it, release. Deep breath in, hold it, release. Just pretend you’re in the middle of a meeting, that seems to be your favorite place to sleep. No, just sleep. Look at Rado, he’s sleeping. He’s in puppy dream world and you’re thinking about sheep. Sheep. One sheep, two sheep…Fuck! Stop it! Just sleep…Sleep…I really need to go to Ikea tomorrow, they’re going to run out of those recycling bins. Then I have to walk Rado for longer than how ever long it takes to walk around the block once. I can do that as a warm up before I go to the gym. 30 minutes on the elliptical machine, 20 on the bike, then hit the weights…Don’t forget your lock. Crap! Cut it out…Just fuckin’ go to sleep! Maybe I should write that stuff down so I don’t forget…No, SLEEP. Just sleep, worry about that stuff in the morning. Gosh, morning…What am I going to eat for breakfast, I forgot to buy milk and cream cheese…Fuck. Go to sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Relax. Just sleep. Sleep. Relax. Deep breath. Just breathe. Breathe. Relax. You can do it. Just sleep. Da da da da, da da da da, take a look at my G ride…Hahaha Boy Toy Jesse is so funny. Hahaha. I should set an alarm so I can get up and listen to the Playhouse while I clean my room…Crap, fuckin’ go to SLEEP! How are going to wake up to your alarm if you never actually fall asleep? Dumbass, go to bed. Sleep. Just pretend you’re at mass, you don’t seem to have a problem sleeping while the priest is speaking. Sleep. Sleep. I have too much to do to be tired tomorrow. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep…Well, it’s almost 5:30. Maybe I should just get up and clean my room. I can clean my room and walk Rado before I go to the gym at 8. Crap. Just 30 minutes…the brain only needs 15 miutes of rest a day. If I sleep for 30 then I have today covered and can make up that 15 I missed out on yesterday. Can you really catch up on sleep though. I think that’s just a saying. Ok, set alarm for 7, but if you’re still up at 6 then get out of bed and clean your room. Shit, now it’s 5:45…Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Come on, just 15 minutes to fall asleep. You can do it. Just clear your head. Sleep. Sleep. Clear head. Nothingness. Nothing. Clear. Relax. Sleep. May as well get up, only 5 minutes left until 6. Just get up. I can try for a nap before lunch…Ha.



Where’s you’re dignitiy? I think you lost it in the Hollywood Hills…
April 6, 2007, 11:51 pm
Filed under: Random Thought

Yeah, yeah…It’s a Hillary Duff song, but where I come from it’s also truth. It’s sad, but true. Go Hillary! Duff, NOT Clinton!

So I’ve been chillin’ in San Diego for about three weeks now and I’m still having a blast. For now, I’m happy just hanging out and doing a lot of shopping! It’s nice to have my mom and dad here to hang out with and I’m even having fun going on interviews! Who knew interviews could be fun!? I just hope someone calls me back and hires me! I’m not too excited to do the whole 40 hour work week thing, but it will be nice to have a schedule everyday. Wake up, work, gym, play with dog, for five days a week sounds good to me right now! I never thought I would say it, but I want to be a 9-5er! Just for now though! I eventually want to be a Naval Aviator, but that will come soon enough! Then when I’m done with that hopefully Andrew and I will be working on plans to open our bar down in PB! I’m thinking we should call it Mechano and style it after my favorite bar in Trujillo!